Life Alert

Life Alert is a company located in the depths of the worst dimension to have ever existed:

Delectamentum anus liberationis.(Delicious anus of liberation).

It is full of 50-year old receptionists whom have all probably had 3 doctor-less abortions.

Only a few people have actually traveled to this dimension and have lived to tell the story, therefore not much is known. They are allied with the UROS because of the frequent and abusive calls received from Orly.